Come down to the track and watch our snail races! Bet your life savings and just maybe, snails will have mercy on you and make you a millionaire. Bet on your favorite snails as a casual spectator, or get involved as a trainer. Buy snails and breed them together, train them up and sign them up for races in the big leagues.
Watch the snails race on their own and cheer them as they make a sprint for it or curse them for tripping near the finish line. Either way, your money is on their theoretical hands! That is, unless you cheat. Some thugs might totally injure your opponent before the big race (for a price).
And if your snails are doing poorly? Well, there’s always the stock market! It’s time to buy low and sell high to cash out big. Just make sure you do it before the snail dies!
So hurry up and join the SNAIL PIT LEAGUE!!!
